Date: Fri, 26 Sep 1997 05:51:55 -0400
To: deep-thoughts@vkinetic.com
From: Ben Gerber 
Subject: An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.


I imagine it must be a great temptation to misuse one's parental authority
for private jokes.
							-Bill Watterson
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I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge.
							-Calvin
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
							-Calvin
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A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.
							-Joey Adams
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To YOU I'm an atheist; to G-d, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
							-Woody Allen
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Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi):
		Mr. Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?

Gandhi:
		I think it would be a good idea.
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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
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How can I prove that I'm not crazy to people who are?

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